Stop paying $90/mo for 4 different SaaS bots
One install. Own the code forever. Runs on YOUR hardware. The same battle-tested bots that power our 10K-member casino community.
No obligation. 24h reply with 1-page scope. Or grab a one-shot bot at our products page.
First 10 buyers lock in current pricing for life. After 10 sales → all tiers jump 50%. Buy now, pay this rate forever (lifetime updates included).
Three ways to work together
- ✓Battle-tested community bot (live alerts, daily prompts, slash commands)
- ✓Full source code + README + Docker + launchd template
- ✓Discord support channel for setup questions
- ✓Lifetime updates
You have a developer or you're comfortable with a 5-step install
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- ✓Everything in DIY
- ✓I install it on your Mac / cloud in a 1-2hr Zoom session
- ✓Configured for YOUR community (streamers, branding, channels)
- ✓30-day bug-fix warranty
You want it set up + working, not learn how to install
Request installi reply within 24h
- ✓I build whatever you need — Discord bot, scraper, automation, content pipeline
- ✓1-page scope doc + signed agreement before kickoff
- ✓Deployed in 2-3 weeks, runs on your infra
- ✓30-day bug-fix warranty + optional monthly retainer
You have a specific workflow you want automated
Get a scopeno obligation, 24h reply
The Stack
Not married to any stack — these are what I've been shipping in production. If your team has different preferences (Python, .NET, etc.), happy to discuss.
How it Works
- 1You submit the intake form (1-page, takes 2 min)
- 2I reply within 24h with a 1-page scope doc + price
- 3If approved: contract signed, 50% deposit invoiced via Stripe
- 4Kickoff within 5 days — Loom video updates every 2-3 days
- 5Delivered + walkthrough Loom in 2-3 weeks
- 630-day bug-fix warranty + optional monthly retainer
FAQ
Do I need to know how to code?
For the $99 DIY tier, light setup required (edit .env, run node bot.mjs). For $299 and up, no — I do the install.
Does it work on Windows / Linux?
Yes. Node.js is cross-platform. Docker templates included for cloud deploy.
What if I don't have a Mac to host?
Hosting works on a $5/mo Railway.app or Fly.io box. Setup included in $299+ tiers.
Will Discord ban my bot?
Built on official Discord API (discord.js v14). Not a self-bot. Not a scraper. Same patterns Discord recommends.
Refund policy?
$99 DIY: 14-day money-back. Custom builds: scope-doc agreement protects both sides — money-back if I miss agreed scope.
How fast can you start?
Usually 5-7 days from signed contract. Rush available for +25%.