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Stop paying $90/mo for 4 different SaaS bots

One install. Own the code forever. Runs on YOUR hardware. The same battle-tested bots that power our 10K-member casino community.

⚡ Live in 48 hours💯 14-day money-back🛠️ Lifetime updates🚫 Zero recurring fees
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No obligation. 24h reply with 1-page scope. Or grab a one-shot bot at our products page.

🎉 Founding Member Pricing

First 10 buyers lock in current pricing for life. After 10 sales → all tiers jump 50%. Buy now, pay this rate forever (lifetime updates included).

1,200+
scripts in production
10K+
community Discord members
369
self-healing services tracked
99.9%
Discord bot uptime

Three ways to work together

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Discord Bot — DIY
$99
one-time
  • Battle-tested community bot (live alerts, daily prompts, slash commands)
  • Full source code + README + Docker + launchd template
  • Discord support channel for setup questions
  • Lifetime updates

You have a developer or you're comfortable with a 5-step install

Buy on Gumroad

instant download

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Discord Bot — White-Glove
$299
one-time
  • Everything in DIY
  • I install it on your Mac / cloud in a 1-2hr Zoom session
  • Configured for YOUR community (streamers, branding, channels)
  • 30-day bug-fix warranty

You want it set up + working, not learn how to install

Request install

i reply within 24h

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Custom Build
from $1,500
fixed-price
  • I build whatever you need — Discord bot, scraper, automation, content pipeline
  • 1-page scope doc + signed agreement before kickoff
  • Deployed in 2-3 weeks, runs on your infra
  • 30-day bug-fix warranty + optional monthly retainer

You have a specific workflow you want automated

Get a scope

no obligation, 24h reply

The Stack

Discord.js v14Claude APIPlaywright / PatchrightNode.js + TypeScriptNext.js / TailwindPostgres / SQLiteAWS / GCP / CF WorkersStripe / PayPal

Not married to any stack — these are what I've been shipping in production. If your team has different preferences (Python, .NET, etc.), happy to discuss.

How it Works

  1. 1You submit the intake form (1-page, takes 2 min)
  2. 2I reply within 24h with a 1-page scope doc + price
  3. 3If approved: contract signed, 50% deposit invoiced via Stripe
  4. 4Kickoff within 5 days — Loom video updates every 2-3 days
  5. 5Delivered + walkthrough Loom in 2-3 weeks
  6. 630-day bug-fix warranty + optional monthly retainer

FAQ

Do I need to know how to code?

For the $99 DIY tier, light setup required (edit .env, run node bot.mjs). For $299 and up, no — I do the install.

Does it work on Windows / Linux?

Yes. Node.js is cross-platform. Docker templates included for cloud deploy.

What if I don't have a Mac to host?

Hosting works on a $5/mo Railway.app or Fly.io box. Setup included in $299+ tiers.

Will Discord ban my bot?

Built on official Discord API (discord.js v14). Not a self-bot. Not a scraper. Same patterns Discord recommends.

Refund policy?

$99 DIY: 14-day money-back. Custom builds: scope-doc agreement protects both sides — money-back if I miss agreed scope.

How fast can you start?

Usually 5-7 days from signed contract. Rush available for +25%.

Ready to start?

2-min intake form. 24h reply. No sales calls unless you want one.

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